Doctor Funk

Pineapple and coconut up front, citrus keeping it honest, and dark molasses rum underneath giving it far more backbone than the colour suggests.

Layered and restless — cinnamon and clove first, then grapefruit pith, then the overproof rum arriving late and hot, with absinthe hovering over all of it.

Tart passion fruit and clove-heavy falernum over funky Jamaican rum, with anise creeping in at the edges and a long, dry, spiced finish.

Cold, minty and molasses-deep, with the Angostura cap delivering a hit of clove and bark on every sip before the drink underneath turns soft and limey.