Colorado Bulldog

Soda and almost nothing, then a band of cold vodka, then a rush of sweet roasted coffee at the very end — the flavours land in reverse order, which is the entire joke.

Caramelised milk sweetness carrying a very dark, almost chocolatey bitterness, thick on the tongue and cut only by the ice as it melts through.

Chocolate, cold coffee and whisky-laced cream in roughly equal measure, the vodka doing nothing for flavour and everything for stopping it from being cloying.

Cold cream first, then bitter-sweet coffee and molasses underneath, the two arriving separately until you stir and it becomes a single soft, roasted thing.